This is the less explicit rap. You may be looking for Bush and Looney Rap 2: Frankey Edition

Bush and Looney: Two best buds in a filthy atoll

We're deservin' to go up your craphole

Filthy stinkin' rich cause we're on TV

Fill the world up with s*** as brown as iced tea

Bush: We're lousy as a f***** and bigger than Jaws

Looney: Lazy little homies who don't obey da laws

Bush and Looney: Snots, beggers, snitchers, hey, that's da way we are

Freakers, buttheads, vile, glad to start wars

Bargainers, betters, too carefree

If I'm gonna do it, gonna do it for me!

Otty: Oh who cares, ya truckloads of heck!

A** smells and face like a trainwreck

Bush and Looney, shut up, dirty little liars

What you don't know's I'm like a hot wire!

Don't care 'bout frickers only care 'bout Otty


Bush: No, you shut up, Little, don't accuse him!

With that kinda talk, yo relation looks dim!

(Little gasps)

Peenut: You dirty little pissheads I am da king!

Expensive types of s*** like dis little diamond ring!

Yeah, obey me now, you dirty little devils!

Keyareva: Yeah, yeah, just shut up, I've gotta beat these levels!

(Someone dies on video game)

Keyareva: S***!

Peenut: Stop this crap, or I'm gonna murder!

Keyareva: You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerf herder!

Ted: Doubters and haters, I'm da strong man,

Got a crayon and my own mini-van!

From Wisconsin to New York, this is where I ran!

Skipper: Hey, Teddy, mah buddy, gotta nephew named Stan

Ted: Dang, Skip, you Icelandic nerf herder!

Don't know 'bout you, I ain't no birder!

Skipper: Ted, mah man, try listinin' to me

I'm da only one here that can count to three!

Ted: Skip, you're mistaken, I can count to four!

Skipper: Five, six, seven, eight, do ya want any more?

(Short guitar solo)

Zak: All ya single ladies I can sing pretty good

I steal things but don't know if I really should!

Kitty, do ya know if I could?

Kitty: Zak, ya little b****, I ain't know robin hood!

(Pawprint: No, Dee, no!)

(Dee growl)

Frankey: All you bushbabies out there, that I could kill!


You guys's behavior is really quite grossly!

Do you even wipe yo' butts?

Random bushbaby: Well, uh, mostly!

(Alley and Nala: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!)

Rhiny: B****es!!!!!!!!

(Rock solo)

Little Kitten: D***!!!!!

Loon (speaking): So what do you say, we like, um, steal some stuff. No one would think a d*** about it!

Dumb-Dumb: Loon, you fiend! I'm gonna tell on you!

Jr.: Eww, Tom, you stink, uh-uh P.U.

Tom: Hate to break it to you, but you do, too!

Bush, Looney and Otty:Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Special Edition:

Elizabeth: Aw, dang, I think I stepped in goo!

Crystal: Oh, s***, that's actually my poo!

Whole Cast: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




  • Alley
  • Brianna (cameo)
  • Bush
  • Crystal
  • Dort (cameo)
  • Dumb Dumb
  • Elizabeth
  • Evil Brother (cameo)
  • Frankey
  • Jr.
  • Keyareva
  • Kim (cameo)
  • Kitty
  • Little Kitten
  • Little Kitty
  • Loon
  • Looney
  • Mort (cameo)
  • Nala
  • Otty
  • Peenut
  • Random Bushbaby
  • Rhiny
  • Simba (cameo)
  • Sirabi (cameo)
  • Skipper
  • Ted
  • Tom
  • Zak

Key: (cameo) means the character has no lines


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